jadebloodedfeminist:

hellbound-gatestuck:

I-I want to… no…

… I NEED to do this…

halloween costume found

Well that was awkward. The landlord came over to show someone my sister’s apt (‘cause she’s moving soon), and she walked into the bedroom (which is the baby’s room), and saw me sitting on the couch, with my laptop. Hi there.

chillchriss:

this perfect beautiful baby omg

chillchriss:

this perfect beautiful baby omg

shadowracing:

too-stoned-to-remember:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THE VIDEO OF A MONKEY BUYING JUICE 

I COMPLETELY LOST IT WHEN IT STARTED WHACKING THE MACHINE.

Greek Pantheon Asks

  • Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
  • Apollo: Favourite song?
  • Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
  • Artemis: Favourite animal?
  • Athena: Do you have any special talents?
  • Demeter: Favourite food?
  • Dionysus: Favourite drink?
  • Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
  • Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
  • Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
  • Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
  • Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
  • Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
  • Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

monikamorty:

perfect

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate