thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

hostagesituation:

My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.

incredible.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

songofages:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ingenious Bathroom Graffiti by Reid Faylor

I found the two butts.

 t  o    t  h  e    v  e  r  y    b  e  s  t    o  f    t  i  m  e  s 


The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins.  It’s just the two of us against the the rest of the world.

The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins.
It’s just the two of us against the the rest of the world.

Sherlock AU: When Sherlock is sent to rehab, he meets Doctor John Watson, the man responsible for turning his life around.

doublenegativemeansyes:

S: “Show me how to tie. Mum said you are better than her.”
M: “Oh, sorry sherly, I have to leave now. I’m sure mummy is good at it.”
    —— since then sherlock hasn’t worn ties.

doublenegativemeansyes:

S: “Show me how to tie. Mum said you are better than her.”

M: “Oh, sorry sherly, I have to leave now. I’m sure mummy is good at it.”

    —— since then sherlock hasn’t worn ties.


URL inspired graphic for unravelling-thread