I-I want to… no…
… I NEED to do this…
halloween costume found
Well that was awkward. The landlord came over to show someone my sister’s apt (‘cause she’s moving soon), and she walked into the bedroom (which is the baby’s room), and saw me sitting on the couch, with my laptop. Hi there.
this perfect beautiful baby omg
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THE VIDEO OF A MONKEY BUYING JUICE
I COMPLETELY LOST IT WHEN IT STARTED WHACKING THE MACHINE.
Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time.
Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.
well that’s just painfully accurate